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21. january 2026.
The wind smacks flat-handed into my head. Again and again. Pitch-black evening in Aarhus. Streetlights struggle to keep their cones of light afloat. Police cars race past with blue flashes slicing into the night. People hunch into their dark shadows. It’s cold. Again. My legs repeat themselves. Stumbling forward to get home to warmth.
That’s exactly what life feels like in the work 'Remachine' at Bora Bora in Aarhus. Choreography by Jefta van Dinther. A performance worth 4 stars - and unsuitable for anyone with a leaning toward depression.

Photo: Jubal Battisti & Adam Munnings
You’re born, you die. But between those two points lie so many damn tedious days. Thousands of repetitions. The sun rises, it sets, 25,000 times. Your heart beats 2.5 billion times. I just spent 2,520 of mine in the big hall at Bora Bora. No idea if I’ll ever get them back? And what about those 2,520 heartbeats the other day in the ER waiting room? And the 3,000 on the light rail out toward Ryomgaard? Living is expensive. Thousands of heartbeats flake off us, just to uncover a handful of fun and happy ones. Darkness. Light creeps in. A giant revolving stage, about 10 meters in diameter, turns endlessly with 5 dancers perched on its rim. They sing mournfully to a 16-bar loop repeating forever. It’s morning in life. Over the next eleven and a half minutes the dancers fight their way up onto the platform. Then they lie there twitching—like newborns in life, or like people jolted awake in panic because they’re late for work. Through the piece, while singing along to techno’s endless repeats, the dancers show how we live in the grooves of a vinyl record. So we work hard. And we think: “Look how diligent and capable I am.” And everyone else thinks the same. We’re copies of each other. Individuals moving in the same direction like one huge school of fish. Fantastic individuals, just like everyone else. Yeah, fuck, that’s pretty depressing, I think. 'Remachine' is carried by hypnotic music, the turning stage, the dancers’ repetitions. No smiles here, no funny Chaplin-like moves from Modern Times’ feeding machine. Hopelessness. Existence cynically gnawing on our bones, draining our strength. In the end we grow old. Maybe we’re born again? That’s it. Thanks for the experience. Principally, I still think my life is better than this. But it’s true, isn’t it? Every morning the same: “Did you sleep well?” Coffee. Work. Night pours over us. Good night. Quick repeat summary: 'Remachine', 4 stars, original scenography, hypnotic music and singing, decent choreography, good lighting. And if you’re already depressed, keep the number for the Lifeline in your back pocket. You’ll be glad you did. Damn! Where the hell did I put that number? RemachineLiving is expensive. Heartbeats spill out of my pockets.
Dawn breaks over the diligent babies and workers.
Night pours over us. Good night.
Photo and film: Jubal Battisti, Elin Berge
Production management: Uta Engel, Romy Hansford-Gerber
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